What it sounds like when your 2 year-old uses
your own words against you:
-- (Pounding on the door, trying to get up from the basement with two hands-full of cars while I'm busy feeding Theo) --
"Mom! Mom! Open the door! Mom! I'm stuck!... I'm so SICK of you not listening to me. Now open the door RIGHT NOW!"
-- (Being denied a snack) --
"Mom, I need a granola bar."
"No, Malcolm. You can't have one right now."
"Mom, don't say those words. That's disgusting."
Just to make sure it gets documented somewhere, here are Malcolm's "crazy eyes" he gets when about to cause mischief... like running over RB with the camera.