(pen just stopped writing)
Noah: Mom, this pen just ran out of crayon gas.
(after a soccer game to a girl on the opposing team)
Calvin: Hi. We dominated you.
Me: Calvin, you shouldn't say that.
Calvin: But mom, we dominated her off.
(yelling to a passing car while riding his bike)
Calvin: Excuse me! EXCUSE ME!
-Driver then stops, rolls down window-
Calvin: Excuse me, please don't crush me.
(in the car, out running errands)
Calvin: Mom, do you not know many things?
Me: Well, I know some things.
Calvn: Ok, good. Tell me them, I need to know everything you know.
(another backseat conversation overheard)
Calvin: I have a great idea, Noah. You can be my padawan. I'll be your master.
Noah: Ok, Calvin.
Calvin: No, no. You say "ok. MASTER"
Noah: Ok, Master.
Calvin: Good job, padawan.
8 comments:
BOYS! Love 'em.
I thought I was reading an old Calvin and Hobbs book. You should start adding cartoons they would make excellent comic books
Your blog is always good for a laugh. Love your boys! and those aviator shades :)
Your boys and my girls would get along just fine :) I never thought other kids would have similar imagination and creativity..but your boys are hilarious! I hope I can meet them someday
Glad you are enjoying your boys so much, that's the best. Your views from your deck are so beautiful and green.
I'm always up for a good Calvin commentary on any subject! He's hilarious!
Calvin is always so cute in Primary. I am always waiting for him to answer a question . He has the best answers and he's so smart. Your boys are so adorable
Calvin: "i'm very excited to meet your husband, uncle joe!"
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